Credits
Art by Bob Camp
Story by Bob Hall, Liz VanWormer, Judy Diamond
Lettering by Ted Sikora
Web Site by Bolero Information Systems LLC
Title: C’RONA COMIX II BY BOB CAMP 9/28/2020
BAT FLYING AND GOAT ON SKATEBOARD OVER THE TITLE.
Title panel: GOAT AND BAT FACE OFF.
GOAT: I AM THE GREATEST, THE COOLEST, AND THE FASTEST.
BAT: UH… NOT THE FASTEST. NO WAY.
GOAT: AM! AM! AM!
BAT: MIGHT I PROPOSE … WE RACE?
GOAT: YOU’RE ON… VIRUS BREATH.
Strip One
Panel one-three: TAKES UP THE ENTIRE STRIP. MOUSE IS ON HER LADDER BETWEEN TO GOAT AND BAT. ON ONE SIDE IS ARE DIFFERENT KINDS OF BATS, LARGE AND SMALL, ALL WITH MASKS AND SOCIALLY DISTANCED. ON THE OTHER SIDE ARE JUST THREE GOATS. THE BATS ARE HOLDING SIGNS THAT SAY: BATS EAT INSECTS, 1400 KINDS OF BATS CAN’T BE WRONG, BATS RULE – GOATS DROOL. A MEXICAN LONG-TONGUED BAT HOLDS UP A SIGN WITH ITS LONG TONGUE: WE POLLINATE PLANTS! THE GOATS HAVE SIGNS THAT SAY: GOATS, YAY FOR GOATS!, GOAT MILK IS GOOD FOR YOU!
BOX: TWO DAYS LATER.
GOAT: GONNA WIN THIS.
GOAT: I’M NO SCAPE GOAT.
GOAT: I’M THE SKATE GOAT!
BAT: YOU READY?
BAT: I’M READY!
MOUSE: IF YOU’RE BOTH DONE TALKING…
MOUSE: GET SET…
Strip Two
Panel one: MOUSE WITH MASK HOLDS OUT ARM.
MOUSE: GO!
Panel two: MOUSE FALLS OFF LADDER AS GOAT AND BAT TAKE OFF.
BAT: UP AND AWAY!!
GOAT: HERE I COME!
Panel three: GOAT IS UPSIDE DOWN ON ITS SKATEBOARD. BAT IS IN AIR LOOKING AT HIM.
GOAT: HOW ‘BOUT THAT, BAT?
SOUND EFFECT: WOOSH!
Panel four: BAT MAKES ‘WOOSH’ SOUND AROUND GOAT. IN SPITE OF THE SKATE BOARD, GOAT IS MUCH SLOWER THAN BAT.
BAT: CUTE!
BAT: BUT NOT FAST!
GOAT: YOU’RE STILL A VIRUS BREATH!
SOUND EFFECT: WHOOSH
Panel five: BAT STREAKS ON AHEAD.
BAT: OK!!
BAT: THAT DOES IT!!
Strip Three
Panel one: THE FINISH LINE WITH GOAT HEADING TOWARD IT. BAT IS WELL PAST THE FINISH LINE SMUGLY WAITING FOR GOAT. BATS IN BACKGROUND CHEERING WITH SIGN: YAY BATS!
SOUND EFFECT: ZOOM
BAT: NO HURRY.
BAT: TAKE YOUR TIME.
BAT: WE’LL WAIT…
Panel two: GOAT AND BAT FACE OFF AGAIN, AND THEIR MASKS ARE FALLING OFF.
GOAT: YOU WON…
GOAT: … BUT I GOT YOUR GOAT, DIDN’T I? HEE HEE.
BAT: THAT IS SO LAME.
Panel three: MOUSE STANDS BETWEEN GOAT AND BAT AND PUSHES THEIR MASKS ON THEIR FACES WITH A ‘FAP’ SOUND.
MOUSE: HEY YOU TWO!
MOUSE: MASK UP!
Panel four: MOUSE, GOAT, AND BAT SIT SOCIALLY DISTANCED WITH MASKS ON.
BAT: VIRUS BREATH? REALLY?
GOAT: SORRY…
GOAT: I’M JUST TIRED OF ALWAYS BEING THE GOAT.
MOUSE: YOU ARE THE GOAT.
GOAT: YEAH.
